What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 17:09

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What would you change in Rings of Power?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”